Miscellaneous: Today, while I was doing my job as a groundskeeper, a couple...

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 22:00

Today, while I was doing my job as a groundskeeper, a couple of kids wearing MAGA hats threw garbage and rocks at me, then told me to "go back where you came from". I'm American, but I guess my beard makes me look like an immigrant or something, as this isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Asshats are everywhere

By hardtotell - 22/01/2010 00:45 - United States

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

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By Brit - 16/12/2011 08:50 - Reserved

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

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By sigh - 27/09/2013 19:01 - United States - Frederick

Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML

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This is America

By AngryBlackMan - 03/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML

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Bakery people seem to have a lot of weird "opinions"

By AnyaO - 08/09/2022 12:30

Today, I was refused service at a bakery, got yelled and cussed at to the point of tears, and told to go back to my home country, Ukraine. According to the guy, my people are Nazis who spent the past year draining Americans of their tax dollars to fund their war. I couldn’t report him, he was the owner. FML

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You deserved it 243

By Anonymous - 20/07/2017 23:00 - United States - Dover

Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML

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The mailman

By fuckfuck - 31/01/2014 18:46 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By x0SoReckless0x - 16/11/2009 11:39 - United States

Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML

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But mah freedumbs!

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 10:23 - Canada

Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML

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davek 36

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:14

The USA is founded on immigration. The only Americans moaning about immigration should be the Indians.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:21

Too bad we can't round up all the racist ***** in the world and drop them into Mt. St. Helens.

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DamnGina 3

Friday 3 March 2017 5:16

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zyero 9

Friday 3 March 2017 6:08

Well, they wore MAGA hats, having grown up in the south I can say I'm not surprised. Most of them don't know that Obamacare and the ACA is the same thing because they believe what they're red elders preach, not ever researching and learning things for themselves because it's rude to question their elders "wisdom". Much like a cult.

anonynous97 13

Friday 3 March 2017 7:30

Okay I'm sorry this happened to you and those actions are inexcusable. As someone who voted for trump I'm tired of seeing dickheads act like this. That's not to say I like him. I'm just tired of seeing this evil behavior from his voter base.

EbyKat 16

Friday 3 March 2017 22:16

As someone who didn't vote for Trump and knows not all Trump supporters are jerks... could y'all please be a little louder about being upset about this stuff? There were lots of valid reasons to not like Hillary (her emails were one I agreed with but not enough to change my vote) but there is plenty of bad and chaos going on in republican politics right now and not enough of those voting republican seem bothered. It is upsetting. Especially after hearing about Pence using and AOL account for his political emails. Like.. what?! How are people not just as upset about that?

Swellswellswell 17

Friday 3 March 2017 10:47

I once got told I look like I'm Polish, despite the fact I'm English

ThatGuyBrennen1 13

Saturday 4 March 2017 18:27

Boo hoo someone incorrectly guessed your ancestral heritage. grow a pair and shut up, damn snowflakes

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Friday 3 March 2017 15:00

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John_in_Oz 11

Friday 3 March 2017 22:42

In a country of more than 320 million people, everything must happen once. So it's somewhat surprising that not one of the alleged post-election hate crimes committed by Trump supporters to date has turned out to be true. Could you post a copy of your police report?

anilorak622 8

Friday 3 March 2017 23:48

A police report against Trump supporters? What a laugh.

anilorak622 8

Friday 3 March 2017 23:50

Shall OP also post a pic of his passport to prove his citizenship?

John_in_Oz 11

Saturday 4 March 2017 14:19

This is actually true and good news. So the three people who gave my comment a thumbs down without a reply, are saying very bad things about themselves. They'd rather that there be real acts of violence and hatred to support their political desires. Shame on them. To support my claim: 1) The hijab hoaxer at the University of Michigan (After a police investigation, she admitted she made it up.) 2) The alleged hijab victim at University of New Mexico, Leena Aggad, never reported her claim to campus security, much less the police. 3) Kara Stevens, claimed three Trump-supporting men in their 30s approached her in a Safeway parking lot in Hillsboro, Oregon, mentioned Donald Trump -- then threatened to turn her into their "sex slave"! (Investigation suspended with no video, no witnesses and no evidence.) 4) Eleesha Long's 'assault' which she posted on facebook brought about police investigation, followed by her admission she made it up. Her cell phone proved she was nowhere near where she claimed. So come on, if you're telling the truth, prove it.

da_epic_failman 7

Saturday 4 March 2017 6:02

Please stop saying this is all Trump's fault. I know no one's saying it in the comments, but I know you're all thinking it. If you see an immigrant hard at work, making an honest living, Trump's probably not going to deport them.