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By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

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dcort 4

Monday 9 April 2012 19:08

Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....

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that_one_guy54 3

Monday 9 April 2012 0:16

The itsy bitsy spider went in the ceiling vent. I turned on the fan and - Oh **** there are spiders everywhere!

goldfishgod 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:15

Shit like that is why I lay awake at night.

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chels1994 11

Monday 9 April 2012 4:03

I would have cried

Mikaela0296 4

Monday 9 April 2012 4:17

Great. So now I'm afraid of my ceiling vents.

metal4life6661 0

Monday 9 April 2012 4:26

Instead of killing a box of puppies like Ozzy Osbourne supposeably did, lets kill a vent full of spiders!!! (im a BIG Ozzy Osbourne fan and i read his book. Ozzy has 10 puppies. He has never killed a puppy in his life 100% sure)

csi_fml 19

Monday 9 April 2012 4:27

Well now I will be up all night now on the lookout for spiders

aruiz562 2

Monday 9 April 2012 4:50

Nah he let them live haha

Ruffclue 9

Monday 9 April 2012 4:52

Set the fire to the spider.

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 9 April 2012 6:15

Spanish armada style!!!!! ^_^

jopey 3

Monday 9 April 2012 5:01

Wow....that sounds like something that would happen to me....

Rachel8843 6

Monday 9 April 2012 5:10

Ewww! That sucks! I freak out as soon as I see a spider!

palmieril85 2

Monday 9 April 2012 5:16

I would have heart failure.

laxrat1 1

Monday 9 April 2012 5:35

Better that it happened then, than the next time you used the shower. You'd be completely unprepared for it.

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