Intimacy: Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification... - FML

By ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States

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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

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By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

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Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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Just… why?

By Ob3nie - 14/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By anon - 31/01/2011 22:46 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

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Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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jackii1313 9

Wednesday 2 November 2011 12:08

Try keeping the noise level down next time? At least you weren't rude to your girlfriend and checked your phone.

Bekll 31

Wednesday 2 November 2011 12:10

Now all your friends know too. Well, time to unfriend mom.

Comments

yzzami 17

Saturday 8 December 2012 1:11

You shouldn't be doing that at 14 anyway

Shabba_13 13

Saturday 18 January 2014 1:39

Should gave warned her if she comes up she will be in the splash zone.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 26 August 2015 15:08

Why do people have sex when others are home?

peterblack67 9

Thursday 11 February 2021 7:07

Why are you having sex with your mother home?? YDI

randybryant799 20

Sunday 4 July 2021 23:25

Why are you having loud sex with your mother in the house?

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