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By tash - 24/05/2011 12:33 - Canada

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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Weetart 8

Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:56

Look on the bright side now you can be the ball of the party.

imacreeper 3

Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:59

when in doubt, dance it out! you've already got the disco ball:)

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EthanQHarris 3

Wednesday 25 May 2011 7:43

Reds a new color for a disco ball.

rykerman33 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 11:39

and that's why you wear pants when mowing or weed whacking.

MiuDiorLouboutin 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 13:32

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

caleb2196 4

Wednesday 25 May 2011 15:29

I don't think your supposed to mow over a glass bottle.... i think.

smexymanss 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:53

can I

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:53

How could you not notice a bottle?

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:05

Vasilisa, you're a really pretty lady.

Catto94 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 1:00

Yayyy!

salvyluv 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 3:30

I don't understand why it looked like a disco ball ! /:

tink92 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 4:22

Ouch...you should have been paying attention to what you were doing because obviously you didnt :P

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