By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
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Maddidaddi 0

I would have hit him.

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footballfreak65 6

You should have yelled " oh look they are giving free hotdogs outside"

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NickKuiper 8

Lol, I can imagine trying to explain to your boss why you were late... "I swear, it was the fat guy's fault!"

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jtown117 8

i would be like bitch please and punch him in the balls if his fat isnt hiding them and say good luck having children

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coried91 28

If he is morbidly obese he already terminated the possibility of having kids.

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

Should of been like hey look we past your stop...McDonald's.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

That ain't funny. I haven't seen my Willie in over 2 years. That's enough for it to be legally dead.

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JamesOnToast 5

Tell him 'good luck finding your toes'.

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SydMadrid 0

You should've told him to go eat some more twinkies

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katcot99 11

I would have said- "at least I have something to look forward to when I finally get home."

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PYLrulz 17

Fat Bastard: *troll face* U mad?

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Narttu 20

Fat ****. If that happened to me I would honestly climb over the person, making it as uncomfortable for them as I possibly could.

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Brelywi 15

Shoulda just climbed over him.

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