Animals: Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power...

By stop it ninja - 14/10/2012 07:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:45

That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!

Welshite 39

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:45

The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

Comments

chad7472 3

Sunday 14 October 2012 17:54

Maybe you should learn from this. After a while you might know better.

sapphiregirly 11

Sunday 14 October 2012 17:59

Is there some sort of rescue-plan we need to set in motion?

sapphiregirly 11

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:01

Is there some sort of rescue-plan we need to set in motion?

samsaf1989 5

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:02

Noor I have to take time out to say this but you are seriously hilarious !!! I'm so sad I look for your comments whenever I come on FML :) I dont care if my head gets bitten off for this but I LOVE YOU NOOR ! :)

GoodLookingGeese 10

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:04

Whoa.. Let's praise a god-cat maybe they'll leave us alone for some time. Then we can build our rebel forces to take over them. Ohh, wait - we didn't loose yet (blush).

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:17

Take some clear packing tape & use it to tape the switch to the "on" position, then video tape kitty's freak out when it can't turn your power off & laugh @ the cat (all while pointing to it).

Twisted_Angel 17

Sunday 14 October 2012 18:22

my dog does stuff like that. when I'm reading he likes to lay his head on my Kindle so I can't see. when I'm on my phone, he head butts it out of my hand, then stares at me and grunts. all animals are in on the game of driving us nuts.