By stop it ninja - 14/10/2012 07:00 - United States - Fredericksburg
Same thing different taste
No internet, just cuddles
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That's the power of love
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Your cat appears to be mastering the art or trolling, you should train her to do your biddings.
Or get it an FML account
If you save your **** then why delete your history?
Maybe put the power strip on the table or out of yours cat reach. Or get a UPS.
"No Kitty, bad kitty. MOM! Kitty's being a *****."
"What's that poopsiekins?"
23- I thought of that too. "Bad Mr. Kitty" ~Eric Cartman.
You obviously need to spend more time with the cat and less time on the computer.
Put it down
I don't usually say this to people, but go kill yourself.
Jesus 22- You may want to change your name to HitlerGuru. You certainly have no love in that vile soul of yours.
One way to change this entire chain of thought is that by "it" loveguru meant OP's computer. I mean seriously, who calls their pets "it"? I call my dog, "boy", instead of Roady sometimes.
You should invest in a UPS. It works like a back up battery and it won't hurt any of your electronics. Some have insurance policies up to $100,000. I haven't done much research on this.
I want a ninja cat!
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That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!
The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.