Intimacy: Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the...

By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

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By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 08:00

Today, I was eating lunch in my car. There was a cute guy, also in his car, who kept smiling at me and winking with a cheeky grin. I considered giving him my number but his girlfriend suddenly sat up from having her head in his lap, wiping her mouth. He was getting a blowjob the entire time. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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DUDE! WTF?

By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 00:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

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Monday 31 January 2011 16:14

Take it as a compliment, you are pretty enough to ********** to.

jmac317 0

Monday 31 January 2011 16:14

thats hot

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Bill3485 3

Tuesday 1 February 2011 9:50

sounds like a really sticky situation to be in.

MrBond007_fml 6

Tuesday 1 February 2011 10:33

reall?, I was wondering about that.... are sure? that sounds crazy, what if you are "almost there" and you get pulled over or something?

Ozmat 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 13:32

67 - it's actually 'nowhere', no space. gg pal

DaTurdTickler 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 14:14

well if your almost there you can shoot it in the cops eye when he walks up to your window...then floor it

Teenaaluv 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 3:00

lol hell ya!

Teenaaluv 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 3:03

ur a dick n i lot of ppl kno how to switch berween txt n short hand to proper i am very good at this. i can be texting someone and writing a paper at the same time. so if ya wanna b a dick do it somewhere else o n some ppl just cant spell get ovr it asshole!

79DrAwkwArD97 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 4:30

Honestly, does that really bother you? I mean, is it creepy to actually go out and jerk it in public? Yeah... but the only person who should be embarrassed about it is the wanker...