By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
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rainbowbabe_907 5

Damn, wish I could do that.

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HurleyCarlton 0

You shouldn't hold your sneezes. It cause "pressure" and you're obviously to weak to handle it.

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RuleBritannia_fml 0

good thing you didn't puke too... it would certainly have created a vacuum in your stomach and there is a possibility you would have imploded, dragging humanity with you. jus' sayin.

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maui3 0

Amazing what the human body is capable of ya?

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iammenotyoi 4

Lolwut? How did this happen? That isa serious skill you've got there

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DomainError 5

Now maybe if you would've also farted, coughed, and burped you would've exploded.

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geezus95 4

On the bright side, now we know you won't take long at crapping like other people. :)

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