By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
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rainbowbabe_907 5

Damn, wish I could do that.

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blackopsnc 2

That should be impossible. I'm no biology expert, but when you sneeze, the *other* sphincters in your body close. The same is true with the latter facts.

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escadoo 3

Haha I literally just laughed out loud. At least it was just mcdonalds and not a fancy restaurant!

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HeavenKD 3

You can actually supress a sneeze if you get rid of the irritant. Either that or stopping it with brute lung power which could end up with you tearing a capilary and if you sneeze too hard you can break a rib! What a win win. Go figure

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lauryn_lovely 12

sometimes its OKAY to leave the line and wait 10 minutes for your burger.

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blackychan21 0

Ya that's something cool to tell millions of people. That ur just a baby. Hahahaha

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linzjune 0

Haha at McDonalds I sneezed and when I did I farted so loud everyone looked at me!

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