Money: Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60...

By sfabsits - 17/07/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML

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By Alexman1985 - 01/05/2013 10:30

Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML

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Cheapskates

By 2broke4ajoke - 29/11/2018 13:30

Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML

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It's on me

By doubledown - 04/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was home from college and went to eat at a local mexican place. The manager started yelling at me about an unpaid tab. Apparently, my dad likes to drink there and skipped on his tab. Again. FML

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Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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bluetiger105 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 15:59

Sounds like a good time to quit.

Dexasaurus 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:23

Yeah... that's called being a selfish, inconsiderate, ignorant bitch. I would let that fly under my nose. I'd ******* hunt you down.

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margiemayhem 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:41

and now you've learned why most of us take a credit card to start a tab.

Plumeriaprincess 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:42

Duh! When you carry your own bank, then yeah, you have to turn in all monies due! Wth?

JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:44

can he even do that ? what a prick anyway ! not like it's your fault

Livinia 11

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:49

Now that's just ridiculous. Your boss should pay for it himself if he's going to be a jerk.

mchakkiwala 0

Monday 18 July 2011 12:41

Selena Gomez??

pulse18 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:50

wait.. did you say it won't be the first time?

LaurenSt 18

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:54

That can't be legal

NaggerHagger 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:13

At least you're aware of it for next time, and will have a better chance of preventing it?

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:14

It obviously WAS the first time...

geeksaresexy 18

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:32

First time it's happened to OP but not the first time it's happened..

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:15

lol he can't make you pay it. Ur retarded for agreeing to.

Late_night83 25

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:16

well dont suck next time an make sure to get a credit card on tabs!!

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