By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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YourEvilHero 12

let it hatch it's the right thing to do

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liveyourlife_191 8

Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL

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perdix 29

I vote for the dain bramage.

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ZielZone 4

You were washing your hands and hit your head... Either you are EXTREMELY near sighted, have ABNORMALLY short arms, or you're just an idiot.

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GoW_Chick 14

...or they sneezed so hard they hit their head on the faucet, like the FML said, look up how fast a sneeze can come out, you might learn something.

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raybury 2

This sort of bruise is desirable to devout Muslims, who get it from repeatedly touching their forehead to a prayer rug. It is not an indication of brain damage. Foolishness, maybe, but not brain damage.

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Crispy__Lips 0

congrats, you got owned by a sink.

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ashhhely 0

At least you didn't break your nose with your knee as you sneezed while you were walking to class in a crowd of people.

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coffeechick 1

Lol sounds like something Id do!

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Your picture just adds to the comment. It makes me happy inside.

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moomoomeow2 7

I hope you'll be okay!

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iDorkieRawr 14

LOL , that sounds like something I would do !

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