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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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Monday 21 December 2015 14:22

You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

anonymuse_fml 31

Monday 21 December 2015 14:15

How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

Comments

jerbear91 18

Monday 21 December 2015 14:47

I probably would have looked. idk why. just seems like something I'd do.

whitnayfortooh 29

Monday 21 December 2015 17:33

id look. ..especially if I knew they were trying to be funny I would make it obvious I was looking. ..probably reach for it to

MandieL 27

Monday 21 December 2015 14:51

It was either a dare or a bet. Either way it is indecent exposure, and I hope he either gets caught and fined, or hurt enough to deter him from doing it again. Sorry you had to be the unfortunate victim to his idea of fun.

buckdharma 37

Monday 21 December 2015 14:51

By any chance, was this a BP station?

nonsensical 26

Monday 21 December 2015 15:15

It was you, wasn't it?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 21 December 2015 16:07

BP standing for "Bitty Penis"?

freddygasman 18

Monday 21 December 2015 19:50

as in itty bitty penis maybe

O0hdear 21

Monday 21 December 2015 14:53

that's just nasty.

Sansonnet 1

Monday 21 December 2015 15:07

******* destroy, I'm gonna kill you and your entire family, bitch !!!

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Monday 21 December 2015 15:08

Rock out with your **** out, that's what I always say.

gobiteme2 34

Monday 21 December 2015 15:51

Feel for you OP what a dick move on his part. In the state I live in it's not consider indecent exposure, only way they could be charged be if they tried to sexual arouse themselves or the other person. How's that for being F upped.

GGregoire 16

Monday 21 December 2015 15:55

Say hello to my little friend

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 21 December 2015 16:13

I had that happen when I delivered pizza. I simply asked him if he was out of his rabid ass mind, and refused to give him his pizza or take his money until he was properly dressed. I think he watched too much gay ****, because shit was not going to play out like that.