By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML
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HeyyShayy 15

You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

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anonymuse_fml 31

How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

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vikky538 28

Which eye your trying to make eye contact? The third eye on his penis?

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moocowmilk0 19

How do you not feel that? what the hell

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Xion0014 20

He probably rubbed one off in the car, fell asleep and woke up and drove to the gas station... It's the only reasonable explanation ..

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militarybrat 21

Why didnt you just tell him? It could have been accidental and now hes continuing to walk around with it out. You could have prevented that...

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mileymolly 8

I would never be able to say anything. I very non confrontational.he did notice when I refused to look at him and zipped himself up

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sariberii 8

That's public indecency, you could have refused to help him and called the cops

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

"Ummm excuse me sir, ur peters peeking"

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Krycek_fml 19

I wonder if he lost a bet or was just high

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daynanance 9

That must have been hard...

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StryperFreak 8

It was fake lol. I've seen this as an internet joke several times

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