By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML
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HeyyShayy 15

You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

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anonymuse_fml 31

How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

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Dexter83_fml 17

I hope you called the police and from there they would obtain the vehicle reg and make an arrest. That behaviour is not acceptable

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marshedred 4

For the people wondering if it's against the law, yes it is. However, where the incident took place was New York. That is abnormally normal for that to happen there lol. NYPD doesn't have the time nor the patience to deal with a guy with his penis out. So yes it's illegal but no, no NYPD police officer will deal with it.

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itwasntme14 19

You know New York State has a lot more in it than NYC right? I'm sure in a more rural part of the state it's a big deal.

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Guyanesebeauty 5

I tried to report a similar incident here in NYC on the subway three weeks ago . The guy was full on masturbating infromt of my face and even managed to smile at me . One of the precincts told me as long as there was no physical contact , they can't do anything .

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Guyanesebeauty 5

The other precinct suggested I report it as a hate crime because it's the only way they will look into it . ( I wear a hijab ). I refused to report it as a hate crime because it wasn't that . This is just the way these creeps get off.

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Elban 20

Should've knocked that guy the **** out

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Miss_Unique1031 6

lol what the hell!!!

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FlightofAcidFox 18

Sounds like a hard situation for you.

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tiredofwaiting 25

How did he not notice that?!? I would have reported him.

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rehadb 10

Shoulda said "Keep watering it, maybe it will grow!"

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IMCRAZYYYY 11

OMG i work at a gas station with my dad sometimes and this guy came in and lutterally walked to the counter and said "im just gonna be honest im about to steal a beer" so i told him to leave and he was a homeless guy and he wouldnt and started talking shit about my mom who was there and he walked up to my dad and said "that lady there" and my dad cut him off and was like thats ny wige id watch what the **** you say. people are so crazy

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