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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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HeyyShayy 15

Monday 21 December 2015 14:22

You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

anonymuse_fml 31

Monday 21 December 2015 14:15

How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

Comments

Skycop_S 23

Monday 21 December 2015 17:38

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.. and I know for a fact that it's gross as hell. I'm so so sorry OP.

MrsHoffman 11

Monday 21 December 2015 18:16

You Americans are so sensitive, you never seen a penis before?

freddygasman 18

Monday 21 December 2015 19:56

no we haven't, our bellies are to big according to the rest of the world. you may leave with your derogatory comment now.

BDA_fml 5

Monday 21 December 2015 18:25

Should have pointed to it and started laughing. Tell him, wow that looks just like a penis only smaller!

jkjorn 16

Monday 21 December 2015 19:20

My sister used that exact line on some perv who flashed her, she says the look on his face was priceless.

GeorgiaBea 28

Monday 21 December 2015 18:56

I'm hoping you called the cops and filed a report. I also hope you have it on camera. That's absolutely disgusting.

Guyanesebeauty 5

Monday 21 December 2015 19:12

I'm so sorry you had to go through this . I had a similar experience about three weeks ago on the subway here in NYC. What really got to me was that he smiled at me when I made eye contact with him . stay safe .

IamComrade 16

Monday 21 December 2015 19:35

Maybe he didn't know,instead of pretending like nothing happened you should help the dude out and inform him his **** is hanging out.

Mandybruin 15

Monday 21 December 2015 19:36

Well, see, this is what happened: he was being serviced by his lady friend while they were on their way to a hot soirée. He had to quickly run inside to pay so they wouldn't be late and simply forgot to put away his little member. Could happen to anyone.