Love: Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept...

By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By kfenton - 29/09/2012 11:16 - United States

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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ky_stone22 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:08

well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)

katamaridamacy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:10

I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.

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Boat4373 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:02

Respectfully, Bullshit. if you work in a BAR there is no way you dont get flirted with no matter how much you lie or how ugly you are.

CFR 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:57

I can almost totally relate to that. xD

bigcrazymike 6

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:41

In your mind you may have thought that you didn't like him, but your body begs to differ.

MLSxxox 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:46

I always blush for no apparent reason when it comes to boys :(

Flutist 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:56

Drunk people think they are superman. He was drunk. While getting publicly smashed is not attractive, you need to understand drunk men take "I don't like you you bastard" as playing hard to get. If he had forced you, then it would be an FML/

EgoCzech 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:02

Probably, you were embarrassed and him pointing it out to you made it worse

LittleMinx18 11

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:18

I know how you feel, happens to me all the time -.-

DEMACIA_fml 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:35

Did this FML just get necroed?

Bcfrmkc816 17

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:44

I Met a becca once in one of my travels around Europe and she had one of the best tight hard bodies I have had the pleasure to satisfy. I miss her dearly as she was a little nympho best. Some of the best times I had on that particular trip