By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML
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ky_stone22 0

well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)

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katamaridamacy 0

I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.

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redblueviolet 0

Oh, woe is you. xP

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...Lonely im so lonely, I have nobody, To call my owwnnn Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely I have nobody, To call my owwnnn Im so lonely, ..."

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mezeek 1

And you would think bar owners would hire *hot* bartenders

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f_alltheirlives 3

You work in a bar and its been so long since you have been flirted with you blush regardless of the source? YDI for being so ugly that even among the drunk, the once-a-year flirter is a huge drunk so disgusting that your life is ******. Lower your standars, grow some beauty or get a darker and more intoxicated workplace ;)

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letyoudie 0

i cant control myself either. when girls talk to me i get massive boners

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macbelle 0

lame. 80% of bartending is flirting. blushing problem? no, your problem is you suck at your job.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I would blush regardless, because it's awkward and embarassing. You don't just blush because you're flattered.

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