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By damgoose - 15/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML

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Aelaena 6

Monday 15 June 2009 12:07

..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

maupa 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:06

Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

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randomusername 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:09

I have a feeling they can't lawfully make you replace that.... it was a mistake! Stupid though.

plexico 3

Monday 15 June 2009 15:18

Sex slavery for you! Now, get under her desk and pleasure her!

cucuto89 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:45

So today I saw this guy lifting 3 boxes of grey goose. I was getting ready to nail him when he dropped them. Now I;m makin him repay them buy I can't sleep with him FML

go_rangers 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:50

2 months to pay back three cases of grey goose? Do you work like 3 hours a week? Plus I think they'd just call the distributor and it would be a write off or something, people in stores break shit all the time so they have systems set up to handle that.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:53

YDI for "trying to impress."

AshleyRose784 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:54

Hahaha, have fun with that

hahaha6 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:55

Oh yeah, and next time you want to be an idiot and try to lift 3 cases of something.... skip over the grey goose and head for the mohawk or something that won't be so devestating when smashed on the floor.

jl46 0

Monday 15 June 2009 15:56

Just quit idiot. Btw they have insurance against that so you're being scammed

The_Master 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:18

yeah, ur a dumbass for actually working it off...of course, if your hot boss sees that you are, maybe she'll want to push your eruption button. work double shifts for free for the rest of your life. she'll totally do you. always works.