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By damgoose - 15/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML

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Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

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By Bob - 21/01/2010 13:33 - Canada

Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML

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By anon - 10/10/2023 10:00

Today, to get my coworker fired, I spiked his coffee with whiskey. Joke's on me, he's apparently enough of a drunk that it didn't affect him. ThenI dropped the bottle as I was leaving for the day, cut up my ankle, and I'm now suspended. FML

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By ditzen - 07/12/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my paycheck at the convenience store I work at. While there, two frat boys came in and bought seventeen 30 packs of beer. That comes to about $300. They spent more at the store in one day than I get paid in two weeks. FML

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Aelaena 6

Monday 15 June 2009 12:07

..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

maupa 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:06

Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

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rmamets 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:15

YDI. Find a job without hot bosses, you won't do stupid things to "impress" them.

Peroxide 3

Monday 15 June 2009 12:20

bl dude, the last time i lifted 3 cases of gray goose all the ladies in the store wanted to have sex with me stay classy

knowlove 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:53

i find your comment to be very humorous

Jimboom 11

Monday 15 June 2009 12:22

She probably would have been more impressed if you had followed health and saftey regulations. Now she just thinks your a liability and an idiot.

OmniFML 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:29

You could work it to your advantage. "Sorry about dropping those crates, I just needed an excuse to work with you as much as possible. ;)"

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:33

try not to break anything else while you're paying those off.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:38

YDI, that's just so stupid! I mean what are to odds that your boss would've been impressed by that? Uh, hello!

Sawadee 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:41

she probably likes you more now......since you are FREE

passwordvixen 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:41

you should've done really cool bartending and fixed him/her a drink, now that's impressive.

ApatheticJay 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:42

You really must be weak. Grey Goose comes in cases of 6 and really aren't that heavy.

Godless25 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:59

depends on the bottle size, pints come in 12, and 1.75 liters come in 3, and the cases of 3, believe it or not, are heavier than they look

24788 6

Monday 15 June 2009 13:00

Your her bitch now. That may not be a bad thing though.

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