YDI for being too insecure to fart in front of your significant other. That's stupid.

Should have sneezed while you did it! That's what I do.

Was the bed shaking from laughing, or retching ?? Or maybe he thought you were asleep and was rubbing one out ??

It's just sweet music from the toothless jaws of love. I hear your farts are comparable to the sweet melodies of Yanni. It's nothing to be ashamed of, I'm sure he appreciated it. Fire away.

My fiancé is the same way, she won't let one rip around me, because "it's embarrassing". I found out that of I tickle her enough, she'll accidentally let the bellows blow. It's a mistake I'll never make again.

At least he didn't freak out about it!

you sure the bed was shaking was him laughing and not him and his other girl friend laughing at you.....

Pandamimo, maybe she's there to comfort him and change his bed pan because he's a bed ridden paraplegic who attempted to save an out of control school bus full of nuns from going over a cliff by jumping in front of it and in the process ended up lodging his torso in between the front tire and the fender; subsequently saving 55 nuns from certain death. Go back to the 40's, octodouche-nozzle.

6 probably believes couples sleep in two separate beds until marriage.

Im always in bed with mine