Miscellaneous: Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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Single shot

By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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Gas giant

By morgan - 09/04/2021 23:00

Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML

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Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 6 January 2012 18:57

I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".

pancakerocks 1

Friday 6 January 2012 18:56

Tell him it wasnt you..

Comments

bassmaestro 10

Friday 6 January 2012 20:04

That's not even that bad...

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 6 January 2012 20:10

"Wh.. what the hell was that?"

ALpein 0

Friday 6 January 2012 20:11

As one of the nun's, I can say we were in safe hands.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Friday 6 January 2012 20:17

*FACEPALM*

soldierman247 3

Friday 6 January 2012 20:21

i would have laughed too its not that bad its a bodily function get over it

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 6 January 2012 20:26

You destroyed his illusion. Up till then, he was probably thinking that women don't poop. seriously, we're all human. we stink. everyone gets over it, and if they don't, they're immature.

Cathaholic 9

Saturday 7 January 2012 14:33

I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't laughing at her reaction as much as anything else. Just imagine, there you are holding your girl... She lets the trumpets blare and suddenly she freezes. She doesn't breathe, is stiffer than a board, and you can almost hear her wondering if you heard her. Now that's some good natural comedy.

Kotargnskit 4

Friday 6 January 2012 20:27

I don't understand this. Women don't excrete waste or make any non-pleasant smells ever.

constantine91 0

Friday 6 January 2012 20:32

What...?

Snafuusmc 12

Friday 6 January 2012 20:37

Wow ok everyone farts why are you making a big deal? When my girlfriend farts I find that as a challenge and fart louder. I guess farting isn't funny as you think it is.