you should find someone thinner.

Who sleeps in jeans? OP she was probably setting that up to tell you no that night. Besides, you don't just ask for sexy time, you gotta build it up, and if there's a chance she'll end up getting intimate with you. But don't push it. Women don't like that most of the time.

Fiancé is a french word. So it's fiancéE for a girl. Thank you.

Y'all aren't even married yet and your having troubles getting her to sleep with you?

You poor thing.

Tell her you'll give her such a good "workout," and she won't have to worry about squeezing into her jeans anymore!

Revert back to your middle school / early high school days and dry hump her! Make sure you have your pants off first. Then you get satisfied and she gets a nice pair of "crispy" jeans! And, no disrespect to your girlfriend, but why did you stop there, "Okay Dear, leave your jeans on and give me a ********." You, my friend, need to think outside of the "box"! See what I did there?

Why was she wearing jeans to bed in the first place....

Why would she be putting her pants back on? Are you guys trying to do one of those quiches?

Doesn't matter have sex