By DieTrying - 02/02/2012 09:31 - United States

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Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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justfienne 12

Cut a hole in the crotch, then she'll never have to take them off.

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DocBastard 38

I will NEVER understand women and fashion. Squeezing yourselves into jeans just to make your ass look good, contorting your feet into high heels just to make your legs look good, shoving yourselves into push-up bras just to make your boobs look good... Actually, forget what I just said. Keep doing all those things, please. You know, for fashion.

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DocBastard 38

I will NEVER understand women and fashion. Squeezing yourselves into jeans just to make your ass look good, contorting your feet into high heels just to make your legs look good, shoving yourselves into push-up bras just to make your boobs look good... Actually, forget what I just said. Keep doing all those things, please. You know, for fashion.

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GoW_Chick 14

... and men's drool covered chins

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MsMeiriona 2

Bugger that. I'll wear oversized tshirts and sweats, and skip the bra entirely. Granted, I'm flat enough I can do that.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Contrary to popular belief, if the jeans you are putting on fit properly (even skinny jeans) there is no "squeezing" that has to occur. Also, I will never understand men who walk around with their pants hanging below their butt. I mean, you guys know where that "fashion statement" came from right? It came from prison - from the prisoners who needed a way to signal other inmates that they were ready and willing for some sex without alerting the guards.

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imepelepticsir 5

shit i must be ready for buttseck then. any takers?

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Manganimegrl 16

I bet buttsexpirate is. He always is. Now where is he when you need him?

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kimee21_fml 15

Haha, I understand her, but thats why I now buy jeggings, same look and its so much more confortable :)

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JohnnyxViet 0

well why don't you ask for a blow or hand? those don't require taking pants off for her.

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GoW_Chick 14

She should invest in mini skirts, then when sexy time comes around she won't have an excuse. ;)

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CaptainPickles72 18

Brings a whole new meaning to lift and separate!

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wooley29 8

You got blocked because she didn't want to have sex with you. The jeans were just an excuse.

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Clamcreepy 7

Death to all cockblocking jeans.

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haberdasher324 0

Give her a glass of water to drink and wait...the next time she has to go to the bathroom the pants are already half way off right? Mission accomplished.

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