By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 807
You deserved it 9 697

Same thing different taste

Comments

Come up with a comeback that would embarass him and have some fun with it. If you can't think of anything, spin around and kick him in the nuts saying "that's for making me hurt, bitch! Who's hurting now?" Then just walk out without buying anything. After a few kicks in the balls and an empty fridge, intelligence permitting, he should stop. But seriously, you could have a lot of fun of your own with this. YDI & YLS for not doing anything.

SouthernKiller 4

Grade A material right there. Go ahead n send out the Wedding invites!!

danny9246 0

Sorry you don't have a sense of humor.

Ahh come on i think this is humor!.. :) just take revege say like: omg you cant touch your dick and then touch the tomatoes etc... :D

He makes himself look like a bad person when he says he's going to hit hit you.

Boygenius50 8

159-I believe you dropped your sarcasm detector, should I go pick it up for you?

Alexisthebestest 16

How is it abusive? It's stupid to break up with someone over something not serious. If you dump someone for every little thing, you'll be forever alone.

My boyfriend says stuff like that to me too. So I know how you feel.

pookberry 4

Next time he says that make sure no ones looking then slap yourself hold your face and yell oww really loud :D

beebeeL 1

Idk whether to laugh or be mad for you! Maybe I'll laugh w a mean mug on my face (>:[

He's trying to be funny. At least play along, you dumb bitch.