Love: Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2025 00:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 15:52

Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.

sydie5 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:53

What did you see in him again...?

Comments

Zacisaurus 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:32

Hahaha that's hilarious! I'm gonna use it...

hawtsexikitty69 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:36

Hahaha that's hilarious! Don't take it so seriously, he's just messing around.

polkadotsocks 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:39

You deserve it for not dumping this guy!!

Aweh_Olivia 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:41

Hahahah , i think that's hilarious . My friend does that kind of stuff all the time . Have a sense of humor :)

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:42

Yeah. Next time he does that to you. Go up to the store microphone. Say his full name and then say its ******* over. Ultimate humiliation

trippyshitt 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:43

YDI for not dumping him.

Octwo 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:48

Around here you'd get punched in the face for saying you'd hit your girlfriend.

Aweh_Olivia 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:50

Hahah , when me and my friend are in public , she'll randomly yell out , "Don't touch me there! i dont feel about you that way" , and "dont touch my bum!" ... Wtf right ...

shawnnymack 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:53

Why is everyone so mean!?!? He is just trying to have some fun!!!!

Cynical_in_SK 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:23

Just trying to have some fun? Are you retarded? I bet you wouldn't feel that way if someone did something like that to you. No one has the right to humiliate anyone else...even if it's just for fun and especially if it could get that person into trouble!