Love: Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 15:52

Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.

sydie5 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:53

What did you see in him again...?

Comments

Phatkiller 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:55

once or twice, funny? sure, but over and over again, just gets old, get a new bf imo

starrnao 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:56

I would be mortified if my boyfriend did that. I hope you yelled at him

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:03

Next time in line, say: "Damn, when are you gonna get a bigger dick? One inch just doesn't do it for me anymore."

jeffw1123 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:06

sounds like something i would do its not a bad think i wouldnt wanna be with some one who doesnt like a joke but i wouldnt yell rape Thats just dumb but i do tend to yell some dumb stuff

123ttteennn 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:20

It's time to say goodbye mr.ex :)

mike133 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:25

Why are you dating an idiot?

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:33

why are you still with him? :(

demonfalcon 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:36

I don't know, that's pretty funny.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:41

Have you asked him to stop? If not ydi, but if you have, especially asked more then once and let him know it makes you uncomfortable then it is a form of abuse.

aliadawn 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:44

He clearly has no respect for you and shows this by humiliating you in public. It's a big warning, and one you should take seriously. Btw- if you don't know already- ask him about his relationship w his mother/father/etc. it's a clue into how we will treat his Gf or wife. Good luck! You deserve respect, trust, and honesty along w feeling wanted and loved.