By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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CyonideCyns 0

I think you should lighten up a little OP :) just play along some time or something, like my boyfriend when we're in the store he'll wait for people to walk by and say "Man, I have to take the biggest shit right now" or "Dude, look at this *insert grocery here*! You think I could fit it in my ass?* I wouldn't love him if he didn't because it's funny and it makes me smile, we also have pretend fights occasionally. To me it's fun, but maybe this boyfriend isn't the right guy for you, maybe you should just find someone with a sense of humor more similar to yours?

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karaaa16 0

You need to dump him before he sends you to jail.

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swheat25 5

I just laughed for 10 minutes! That's awesome!

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blacksswan 10

You need to dump your boyfriend if he is not willing to understand his jokes aren't cute. Find yourself a man who will respect you not only when it's just the two of you but also in public. If you don't stand up for yourself than it's your fault. You are allowing this to continue to happen. If you are one of those girls who think if she leaves her current boyfriend, she wont survive if she doesn't find another one. Don't think like that. A better one is bound to come along.

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SorrowFull 8

It sounds psychological abuse, you should dump him. He might only be "kidding" right now, but later it might turn into physical abuse. If he goes out of his way to get you into trouble, he doesn't actually care about you. He is just trying to control you.

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El_PeN_Is_ 1

You lots give on the kind of prank she should pull herself. But this isn't a good idea. It won't stop him. The best is to outsmart him. 1st case scenario: "Try it a**hole, and we'll see if I give you the fisting you like so much next time I handcuff you to my bed." 2nd case scenario: "I dunno darling. I guess it depends if you pay for the stuff down your pants."

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