Miscellaneous: Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided...

By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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rogerover 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 12:32

Fart right back at her! Bitch!

EpicSquishii 21

Saturday 17 August 2013 12:58

I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.

Comments

leogachi 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 13:00

And this bothers you why? Just be like, "What an idiot," and move on with your life.

sugarbreeze 5

Saturday 17 August 2013 18:41

I don't don't understand why people post comments like these. It bothers her because it was rude and then blames her for it.

leogachi 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:32

I understand that it was rude, but until Op decided to tell people nobody even knew it happened. There's no need to be embarrassed or angry because there weren't any onlookers.

SkyDog 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 21:32

If that Logic was used, Most FMLs wouldn't be good.

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 17 August 2013 23:41

49 - If you only care about things when someone is watching, I feel bad for you.

Cocainee 6

Saturday 17 August 2013 13:02

Lets hope she was taking the piss, otherwise you'll be forever trying to work out what the noise was OP!

Cocainee 6

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:27

To clarify, 'taking the piss' meaning her pretending to be serious when actually she did do it and wanted to make OP confused.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 17 August 2013 13:10

Good thing it was just the two of you if there were more it might have been a bit more awkward...

SamanthaNGoree 10

Saturday 17 August 2013 13:24

...Or so you thought!

HeartOfLead 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 13:32

You should have farted right then and there. I know a challenge to fart war when I read one.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 17 August 2013 14:41

Only wise to start a war when you have the ammo!

littlerawr 13

Saturday 17 August 2013 13:40

that bitch! at least there wasn't anyone else- that would've awkwaaard :P

VeganVampyre 26

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:36

... That also would've completely defeated the point of the FML.

joea21 21

Saturday 17 August 2013 13:58

She who denied it supplied it!

Wizboy 17

Saturday 17 August 2013 14:02

You should have replied back, "Says who?"

NatalieOntheTram 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 14:17

She's really giving you a hard time for supposedly farting in a restroom? People do much worse things. I bet if someone was having explosive diarrhea she would make a big fuss about that too. Fart in her general direction.

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Saturday 17 August 2013 17:56

I love you for the reference!!!

kingdomgirl94 29

Saturday 17 August 2013 14:22

Even if it was you, FARTING? IN A BATHROOM? Oh lordy what has the world come to! Who farts in a place so OBVIOUSLY meant for looking at yourself in the mirror and doing your make-up! Beasts.