Animals: Today, while ironing some shirts, my cat decided to hop up and...

By kutekittykatz - 10/07/2013 08:58 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, while ironing some shirts, my cat decided to hop up and investigate. To prevent him from burning himself, I instinctively moved the iron away and placed it flat on my other hand. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By healey16 - 03/04/2009 18:13 - Canada

Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

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By ihatecats - 01/12/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By AussieG75 - 07/05/2013 14:18 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

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Human! Come quick!

By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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Stuck in the middle

By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

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By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

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By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:14

At least your cat was ok....

Squizanaught 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:14

Am i the only one struggling to pucture how this would happen?

Comments

KiddoKS 19

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:00

Did your cat at least stay to see if you were ok? If not, you better sleep with your eyes open op.

lukeyhoward79236 17

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:12

You didn't burn your cat and that's the best part, you're a good owner :3

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 12 July 2013 10:01

Owner?... Cats don't have owners, they have servants.

Smoldering 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:36

We in the cat community thank you for your sacrifice , now feed me human.

ILoveMyArm 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 18:20

Feed me as well and make sure it is tuna, the beef makes my breath smell bad.

Smoldering 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 19:57

I agree. Tuna it is now chop chop.We wouldn't want the drapes to be harmed now do we?

TwoOneFive 11

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:37

Shoulda let your cat burn instead of yourself

ILoveMyArm 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 18:23

I hope you don't have any pets.

ilianaaa 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:37

Haha we all do dumb things without thinking lol but that is so funny

sum42guy2k 6

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:47

Better the hand then trying to answer it when the phone rings...

maximus_prime 24

Wednesday 10 July 2013 17:53

I suppose you're lucky that the phone didn't ring, you may have burnt your ear.

pattayarick 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 18:06

And the cat learned nothing. Next time, let him learn the hard way

aujini 4

Wednesday 10 July 2013 18:09

Something similar happened to me a few years ago when my dog barreled past me and knocked an iron out of my hand. I had either the option to drop it on the dog or try and catch it, and I still have a nasty scar of my arm from where the side of the iron landed.