Animals: Today, while ironing some shirts, my cat decided to hop up and...

By kutekittykatz - 10/07/2013 08:58 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, while ironing some shirts, my cat decided to hop up and investigate. To prevent him from burning himself, I instinctively moved the iron away and placed it flat on my other hand. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By healey16 - 03/04/2009 18:13 - Canada

Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

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By ihatecats - 01/12/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By AussieG75 - 07/05/2013 14:18 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

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Human! Come quick!

By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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Stuck in the middle

By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

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By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

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By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:14

At least your cat was ok....

Squizanaught 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:14

Am i the only one struggling to pucture how this would happen?

Comments

olpally 32

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:23

Cats are evil geniuses. FML has proven that you don't attempt to save or help cats. The cat would have been feline fine regardless. Haha.

hessel 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:28

anybody thinking about the fml with the mind controlling cat?

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 10 July 2013 20:59

Oh my God... They're the same person!

purebliss_fml 19

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:30

No amount of ice is going to stop that burn.. Ouch. Is your cat giving you the smug look that most cats have permanently plastered on their hairy little faces? Yeah I bet you're really pissed off.

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:32

You are certainly a dedicated cat owner. I'm . . . *lowers sunglasses* im-PRESSED. ;)

PR0RA1N 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:40

I think most people would've instinctively put the iron on their HAND.

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:45

You do realize you ruined your cat's investigation. You could be charged with Obstruction of Justice in Kitty Court.

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:51

You might not have realized this OP but, this was just a small part of his plan to the dominate the world! Cats are evil!

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 10 July 2013 18:14

Cats aren't evil, just misunderstood. It's dogs that are evil, with their fake loyalty and constant sucking up. They're just trying to get into every household before they make their move.