By teapotrevolt - 02/03/2015 20:40 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
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Ramos808 29

Karma sucks, doesn't it? Next time, don't make fun of others!

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MissBehavin77 18

I hit YDI before I even finished reading the post.

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The_Avatar 22

You just sound like a jerk. Why laugh at someone trying to be healthy while you gobble down fries? YDI

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annarcheer 19

Asshole. I'd help them up. YDI big time.

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teapotrevolt 27

Hello, OP here; Hahaha in no way did I say I was a fatass, and thanks for asking, but I'm okay. It is karma, and I'm a firm believer of it. I did get what I deserved. The jogger who helped me was also laughing at himself for falling, he made sure I was okay and I even got hit on while wiping tears off my face. Gave him my number. Lol!

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MehNameIsJuan 15

Lesson Learned

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immaloser95 28

I'm glad you're okay OP. But the irony here is hilarious

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sexymomo1234 20

Did he call? This FML just did a 180! Glad you are safe OP!

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Brandi_Faith 33

Op, I totally don't blame you for laughing. There's something hilarious about other people falling, even though you know you shouldn't laugh. I'm glad the jogger was able to laugh about it too and so thankful he was able to save you! I totally hope you guys hit it off, what an awesome story to tell later!!

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teapotrevolt 27

It is quite funny, yes, I'm glad I'm able to laugh it off. As well as these rude people. Hahaha! Keep on laughing my friend.

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openminded8 17

I hope it "frie-tend" you from being mean again...

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Please can fml stop changing the fmls before posting them, and please can fml also stop deleting every comment that accuses them of it. I moderated this.

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SydLovesLacey 18

How does it feel to get served something else besides for fries?

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brookiesawr 11

ydi for laughing at someone getting in shape for their health than eating French fries.

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teapotrevolt 27

Hey bud. It doesn't say I'm unhealthy anywhere in my FML. ?

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Brandi_Faith 33

I'd also like to point out that op wasn't laughing at the fact that the person was exercising, but because the person fell. And would it have been so different if op was eating cucumber?

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