By teapotrevolt - 02/03/2015 20:40 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
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Ramos808 29

Karma sucks, doesn't it? Next time, don't make fun of others!

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Wraven 10

Karma. I saw what you did there!

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teapotrevolt 27

I'm sorry, did you mean me? In what way do I sound pathetic?

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gobiteme2 34

Did they lay you down and have the jogger come over and jump on your stomach.

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Flyndaran 10

Spambots or mindless parrots? Karma is a religious term, not a synonym for you deserved it.

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EverythingNerdy 13

You are a terrible, terrible human being.

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teapotrevolt 27

No. I'm a human being. That's it. Flawed just as you are. Tell me you've never laughed at someone taking a hit to the family jewels?

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thatcoolguy123 14

So you're laughing at a person trying to get in shape while you're over there getting fat. Right...

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LittleRed79 39

I'm looking for the "You're a complete douche" button on this one. I already gave OP a YDI, but I still don't feel like that was quite enough.

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