By Anonymous - 07/07/2012 22:00 - United States - Waterford

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
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KBeatz 5

Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.

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flockz 19

didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.

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kenleybunch 15

He can look at the menu, as long as he doesn't order! ;)

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titzenpitzer 9

I wonder how you will react when your boyfriends goes around lurking like a boss and swears to you that 'he didn't order anything'

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brohamas16 7

I'm 90 percent sure your trying show your "menu" in that picture

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kenleybunch 15

Whoa whoa whoa, don't have to be rude. Just adding humor to a situation.

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hockeyoceancity 13

.... I'm hungry now.

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brohamas16 7

I'm just playing around, simmer down stud

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titzenpitzer 9

Yes. Every.There are exceptions, of course. Most men don't like to look at armpitters or gravitors. So, if you have the feeling that every man around you 'respects' your body.....no wait it's getting too painful

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Dnigz13 4

It could be worst. He could put you down about how your friend has nicer boobs and be fooling around what not, atleast hes only looking at them instead of touching them

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dead_insects 18

I can understand that its irritating and I would be irritated too, men are visual creatures by nature, its the way they're made. Let them know it upset you but realize he probably meant no harm by it.

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dead_insects 18

let *HIM know it upset you... sorry, I am a tard

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couturedoll 7

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be a good idea to kiss the top of my head. I don't know what he was doing, but he managed to get his braces stuck in my hair. It was a very awkward appointment in the salon, and I now have a tuft of hair poking up like I'm an alien. FML.

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SkoomaKi 27

You seem to have found yourself in the comments, and not the FML submitting section.

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doglover100 28

Tell him he needs to knock it off.

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missunderstanded 5

as long as you know your friend won't do that to you, your fine, but keep yourself alret.

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perdix 29

Start wearing low-cut tops. If he likes staring at boobs, they should be yours, but you are responsible to give him easy visual access to the merchandise. If that doesn't work, dump him before he hooks up with your "friend." it's bound to happen. Alcohol exists.

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dead_insects 18

alcohol is a beautiful, beautiful thing....

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brohamas16 7

Hah cant deny instincts

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