By Anonymous - 07/07/2012 22:00 - United States - Waterford

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
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KBeatz 5

Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.

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flockz 19

didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.

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Enslaved 36

Haven't you seen the movie "When Harry meet Sally"? It says guys and girls can't be best friends because the guy will always want to have sex with you! 

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Enslaved 36

Whoops miss read it. Scratch what I wrote.

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perdix 29

Yeah, but that movie came out before "Friends With Benefits" became a widely-known option.

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Enslaved 36

"Friends with Benefits" was a great movie but I knew it would end with them in a relationship. Are people able to have sex with no strings attached? Hmmmm BTW Do you purposely try to get 69? You always seem to get it. Haha

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perdix 29

#72, you got me! I sit around all day or all night waiting for comment #67 to be posted. I then try to add 68, you know, you do me first and I'll owe you one. I guess my fingers are slow, so I often end up with 69 :P :b

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Ozuru 11

-insert bad threesome joke here-

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perdix 29

Invite her to have a threesome with you and your boyfriend. If her **** are as magical as you make them out to be, he'll be happy to make the sammiches when you're done. Does that fill the bill?

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ice723 5

what's your Facebook name so I can stare at them as well

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anarchistpunk 3

Except dudes that respect women. Living proof right here.

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allidspy911 1

Awh:) that's sweet! So nice:) the only dude here who respects women

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simplylost643 0

#73- Your profile say's you're 15 years old. If you don't take the occasional look at womens breasts then you're either gay, or full of shit. It has nothing to do with respect. Would you not look at a new sports car driving by because it's disrespectful to the owner, after all it's theirs, not yours? A beautiful item is a beautiful item.

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allidspy911 1

I believe he's being respectful, and that's hearing it from a lady... A sports car doesn't have feelings. Women do. We don't always want to be stared at like a piece of meat... It's degrading.

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killerkiss92 8

Maybe don't take pictures wearing bikinis and use them as a profile picture... Well, if you dont like being stared at like a piece of meat. I'm not saying all women start dressing like nuns but if you don't like to be stared at don't dress like a street walker.

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daminantion 14

I didn't know Anarchy was the new label for unrefuted respect?

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TormundGiantBane 3

Well she's probably wearing a shirt that she selected to help showcase her intellect. (shamelessly stolen)

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Crazberry 5

I'm probably the only one who thought of the song, "My girlfriend's girlfriend" by Type O Negative :P "My girlfriend's girlfriend/she's my girl too".

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