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By Anonymous - 07/07/2012 22:00 - United States - Waterford

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By pissed - 04/05/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 08:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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KBeatz 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:20

Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.

flockz 19

Sunday 8 July 2012 3:02

didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.

Comments

TheMaster15 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:25

That's not true, some men actually have class.

cacunt 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:26

she must have some great clothes

EyeCeYu 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:27

Tig 'ol bitties? Can't really blame him.

aaronlopez20 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:29

BOOBIESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

KeyboardWarrior 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:32

I see yours. ;) Kidding. Really. I'm kidding.

krewer21 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:32

Boobies!

hockeyoceancity 13

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:40

26- Moobs*

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 8 July 2012 3:22

Tissues flew and rained from the sky-- Oh my god, you stuff your shirt? .... Aww, fake ol' bitties. --YFM

hockeyoceancity 13

Sunday 8 July 2012 4:01

85- Hahaha you always make up these little stories! They're mostly all funny too haha good job, thumbs up!

EyeCeYu 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:21

@85- I made a reference to that in comment #19 , apparently no one got it...

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:29

119) I got it; I was one of the people who up voted you. I would have said that, if it hadn't been used on another FML about breasts.

Insane_Tea 15

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:30

But to stare at every pair of boobs that come over yonder?

Deroni76 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:31

So what? It's natural, it's not a big deal. Don't get paranoid.

looneytoongirl 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:35

He's a guy--they all do it sweetheart.

tennisrapper1 14

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:39

Hey he probably still likes you, and he's straight! Give 'em a break!

brandy1 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:42

So what's the big deal. He's a man. Men like knockers. Just be glad he's only looking and not touching. Give him a break!

allidspy911 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:21

Are guys really that into boobs?

brandy1 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 21:23

Yes sweetheart they are. They love to touch them, play with them, pinch them, stick their you-know-what between them, etc. etc. You get the picture!

woainishamu 21

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:45

You shoulda KNOCKED him out!

cosmosis 12

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:16

... Yeah, good one. ********

sonicgreg 12

Sunday 8 July 2012 4:33

Cosmosis, quit commenting and replying, your eye scares the shit outta me.

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Today, yet again I had to lie to a date about what I do for a living, because every time I tell someone the truth, that I work in private equity, they have some choice words about "people like me ruining things" and "ruining the housing prices." I feel like an evil James Bond or something. FML

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

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Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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Today, I legally separated from my wife, after many months of her refusing to do any form of self-care. She doesn't wash, exercise, eat full meals other than fast food and she doesn't make any effort to be involved in me or who I am as a person. Christmas is going to be awkward. FML

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Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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