Intimacy: Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me,...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML

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By anonymous - 03/09/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2018 03:00

Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML

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By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML

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By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML

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ThexFroggyGirl 21

Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:10

Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.

007type 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:14

Were you also drunk when you saw the video?

Comments

gracehi 31

Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:54

Sounds like you saved your ex boyfriend a lot of grief from being in a relationship with you longer.

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:00

Recording devices and one star people never make for a good combination.

PedroTall 0

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:31

You do know which participant was the supporting actor. Not everyone in a video production is a STAR!

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:06

That would be a situation in which crawling back and begging for forgiveness would be perfectly acceptable.

alycion 38

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:32

Not giving another chance would be perfectly acceptable as well. Trust issues can be draining.

tinkdatank 15

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:12

You totally deserved that one, hope he's forgiving.

ellytoad 13

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:18

Now go apologize.

XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:31

Well...did he try to tell you it was you? Or was he like Oh shit...because of he was like Oh shit then he probably is cheating on you. You would think he would tell you it was you. Maybe you should listen more.

gnich62 4

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:13

If I didn't cheat on my gf and she accused me doing so, after having bought her a new camera and probably countless other things she's asked for, I wouldn't fight to stay with her. In the words of the immortal Captain Jack Sparrow, "That's just bad business".

gnich62 4

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:15

Also, Atreyu kicks ass.

lhamil64_fml 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:51

More of a FML for the boyfriend: Today, my girlfriend found a video on her camera of her giving me head. She broke up with me because she thought it was another girl. FML

TheSvoloch 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:58

This is a definite YDI. In fact, I'd say **** his life for having to put up with you, OP.

Ugi 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:13

Doh! Did you not give him a chance even to say "that was you!"? You must have really chewed him out. Whether or not he ever wants to see you again, I think you owe him an apology.