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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Idontgivedamn 0

He probably doesn't mean it to be mean, he's trying to be a funny in dumb/cute way.

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gildedmuse 0

I am almost positive that saying things like, "I'd rather date a girl who was a little fatter" as if it's a negative is exactly the sort of thing that makes girls wonder, "Wait, am I fat?" constantly.

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blingblingbling 0

lmfao your boyfriend rules :')

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blingblingbling 0

lmfao your boyfriend rules :')

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knarkle 0

I know the muffin man...the rat bastard

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xlovelessx 0

... xD hahaahahahaahahaha!!!

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wings23153 2

Every one knows the most delicious part of the muffin Is the top.

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kevinfromboston 0

I actually laughed out loud! ....but now I have that damn song in my head.

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theinfamousjaywe 0

Ha!!! I applaud you. As a matter of fact, I think I'll do this to my wife tonight. She has an awesome sense of humor and does that kind of thing to me all the time.

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nickiloo22 0

lol this is funnny! I love when I see ppl who can make fun of their imperfections n joke about it. nothing worse than someone who is self conscious over stupid things. hopefully the OP wasn't upset by this cuz I think it's funny :)

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