By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Idontgivedamn 0

He probably doesn't mean it to be mean, he's trying to be a funny in dumb/cute way.

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gildedmuse 0

I am almost positive that saying things like, "I'd rather date a girl who was a little fatter" as if it's a negative is exactly the sort of thing that makes girls wonder, "Wait, am I fat?" constantly.

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Bdub87 0

That is ******' awesome. Thanks, that's the best laugh i had all day. Damn now i got the damn song stuck in my head, I haven't even thought about it since i was like 9.

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logieebearr 0

what's the big point?laughter is amazing,girls need to learn how to laugh at things and stop being so sensitive and self concious,if you don't like urr body then you should have the will power to change it. laugh at your little muffin top,in skinny and have a little arm fat the guy I like plays with it all the time it's halirious lol

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samantha_durano 6

^^sounds kinda wierrd? but anyways lol I don't think it's a big deal, who cares and if your really upset about it, take a jog.

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bigbluebronco 0

but the most important thing is... do u kno the muffin man? does he indeed live on drury lane? WE NEED ANSWERS!!!!

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SettoFail 9

That's so funny. I wouldn't have even been mad I woulda laughed my ass off. That's seriously ******* hilarious. Hahahahaha get over it. 

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xcanisx 0

He does deserve a medal. If you are upset about it, don't go on the net and whine about it, get off your ass and change it!

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fruityrainbow86 0

LMFAO!! omg that's freakin hilarious! xD

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anthraxcp 0

another fat chick complaining on fml cuz she ate 1... or 76 too many donuts?!? shocker!

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allysgotstyle 0

How do you know she's overly overweight? she could be skinny and just have little love handles. Don't be a ******* troll, i bet you're fat yourself.

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