By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Idontgivedamn 0

He probably doesn't mean it to be mean, he's trying to be a funny in dumb/cute way.

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gildedmuse 0

I am almost positive that saying things like, "I'd rather date a girl who was a little fatter" as if it's a negative is exactly the sort of thing that makes girls wonder, "Wait, am I fat?" constantly.

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Cowless 0

You should definitely be eating comfort foods after that. Don't forget to have at least one whole tub of ice cream; the more hot fudge on it, the better.

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ct08 0

start hitting the gym and once you start looking good, dump his ass.

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kyarush 10

that's cute lol if he kissed you and snuggled it wasn't in a mean way

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ScaryyMary 14

That's when you pinch HIS muffin top and say "Yeah, we're pretty close."

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Kisama_fml 0

Don't be fat and you won't have this problem.

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allysgotstyle 0

Stfu up. You don't kno how fat she is, she could just have a extra 20pounds packing on, doesn't make her fat. She's just a girl that has an asshole for a boyfriend. I would have punched him so hard in the stomach.

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abradant_spoon 0

20 extra pounds is quite a bit. it really could make someone fat. i'd be nasty if i had an extra 20 hanging out all over the place.

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squishygilbert 0

my boyfriend did that all the time. unfortunately he just broke up with me

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no_luck83 0

see this is what happens when you don't lose the muffin top

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g124124 0

my cats name is muffins yea...

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