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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 22:20 - Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 441
You deserved it 4 363

Same thing different taste

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Sarah_moustache 9

Daily offering of turd? Hahaha. Sorry, but that made my day.

They were coming to collect the offering.

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HunterAlpha1 8

hope they weren't fire ants!

Im on the toilet right now, i just checked behind the toilet. All clear

This is such elegant prose :) It almost sounds pretty

today I realized I don't enjoy sex. at all. Fml

alliebaba7 8

I like how u said " my daily offering of turd" lol

Sounds like a little game of Jumanji to me!

SpeakOutLoud 1
pigbilly 0

You were so intensely into your game you didn't realize that there were ants crawling on your leg? WTF?!?!