Love: Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time,...

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:30

You should fear for your life only if you use your stinger on his daughter. Or if you wear a yellow jacket. That wouldn't be wise.

The_Big_Boss 20

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:31

That's when you tell him what guns you have and offer to go shooting with him sometime

Comments

JonBall 17

Monday 28 April 2014 4:23

Gotta love those scare tactics haha

MallardMarauder 10

Monday 28 April 2014 4:37

Who the hell cleans a gun right before they shoot it?

imreallyhighdude 6

Monday 28 April 2014 5:25

You are scared for what reason? Grow a pair bro.

mauwi_10 10

Monday 28 April 2014 5:26

Pretty sure that's what he meant to do

MrBowman 12

Monday 28 April 2014 6:09

Almost the exact same thing happened to me, except he shot a metal plate. Don't worry man, I had my revolver then and I just shot all targets he had up, impressed him and my girl. Do something "manly" in a sense, like buy a gun and go shooting with him, or hunting, fishing, anything to show him that you can get you're hands dirty but still treat his daughter well.

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Monday 28 April 2014 6:15

annoying when people say "treat her like a princess",what is she 5 years old??

bigbob92 6

Monday 28 April 2014 6:44

He got the point across.

lafcadi0 7

Monday 28 April 2014 6:45

'Merica!

sailorarctic 22

Monday 28 April 2014 6:50

My dad did the same thing with my husband except it was a sniper rifle and he head shot a deer from the roof of our barn then pointedly told him. " I was an army sniper. All I need is a rooftop and a mile." My husband is the only boyfriend my father didnt scare off with that stunt. Its their way of making sure the guys intentions are sincere

howdoilogin 9

Monday 28 April 2014 6:54

If you let a lower class thug bully you like that you'll never be happy. Don't let him think his daughter is some untouchable goddess, she's just as flawed as anyone else and he needs to learn that.

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 29 April 2014 0:56

It's a father saying "if you're planning to hurt her, she's not alone, I will make you pay." Classic intimidation to make a guy think twice about not treating the girl with courtesy.