By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 621
You deserved it 6 743

Same thing different taste

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You should fear for your life only if you use your stinger on his daughter. Or if you wear a yellow jacket. That wouldn't be wise.

The_Big_Boss 20

That's when you tell him what guns you have and offer to go shooting with him sometime

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nikkiboy95 11

I wouldn't worry about him... Murder is still illegal lol. Fathers like him are the reason their "precious little girls" usually are running around school or college doing things they shouldn't be doing.

I would have asked to take a few shots

i had a dad try that. worked well until he realized I wasn't afraid and knew my way around a rifle. lol

flynryder 7

Man up. As you said its a show. If you weren't a pansy about fire arms you would be carrying also and not need to worry

Does the rifle contain a fully automatic fire option? If so, "assault rifle" is the correct descriptive term. If this is the case he either works in a military/LEO capacity or paid a hefty amount of money just to basically allow the ATF to enter his home at any time. More than likely, if this FML contains any truth to it, you probably mean "AR-15" or "AR-10" (the difference between the two being the size of the round fired.) There is a difference between an AR-15 and a fully automatic assault rifle, mainly being the automatic option. If it was an AR-15 then you're looking at a bullet that is about as round as a standard pencil. Don't do anything to his daughter that may cause him to shoot you because if he does actually shoot you it'll probably take 4 or 5 bullets to kill you. Unless he shoots you in the head, heart, or severs your spine with the first or second shot. Good luck.

Yes Op, your life sucks, but if you ever get to have a daughter, you will know how her father feels.

You fear for your life because some douche with a tiny penis was showing you how he compensates for having a tiny penis?

My fiancé said he'd do that to our daughter's first boyfriend... He has no intention of ever hurting the poor sucker, but he does want him to know it's his little girl he's messing with. Just don't be a complete dick do her and you'll be fine.