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I would have asked to take a few shots
i had a dad try that. worked well until he realized I wasn't afraid and knew my way around a rifle. lol
*deep voice* "he's country!"
Does the rifle contain a fully automatic fire option? If so, "assault rifle" is the correct descriptive term. If this is the case he either works in a military/LEO capacity or paid a hefty amount of money just to basically allow the ATF to enter his home at any time. More than likely, if this FML contains any truth to it, you probably mean "AR-15" or "AR-10" (the difference between the two being the size of the round fired.) There is a difference between an AR-15 and a fully automatic assault rifle, mainly being the automatic option. If it was an AR-15 then you're looking at a bullet that is about as round as a standard pencil. Don't do anything to his daughter that may cause him to shoot you because if he does actually shoot you it'll probably take 4 or 5 bullets to kill you. Unless he shoots you in the head, heart, or severs your spine with the first or second shot. Good luck.
Being a massive twat...he is one.
Yes Op, your life sucks, but if you ever get to have a daughter, you will know how her father feels.
You fear for your life because some douche with a tiny penis was showing you how he compensates for having a tiny penis?
My fiancé said he'd do that to our daughter's first boyfriend... He has no intention of ever hurting the poor sucker, but he does want him to know it's his little girl he's messing with. Just don't be a complete dick do her and you'll be fine.
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You should fear for your life only if you use your stinger on his daughter. Or if you wear a yellow jacket. That wouldn't be wise.
That's when you tell him what guns you have and offer to go shooting with him sometime