By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 08:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
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DataWhore 0

he was tired, give him a break, at least he grabbed ur ass before sleeping!

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spitfire35 3

what would you do if he woke you up to have sex?

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bloodrite 0

i agree if he had woken you up just because he was horny you would have been pissed

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theshadow013 0

A lot of guys just won't wake up until they're damn well ready. Stop being selfish and thinking your life is over because he was tired.

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equestrian77 0

I agree with #15, he probably wasnt fully awake. If he was completely conscious, well hes a guy, and guys like to take oppurtunities... hahaha :) just be glad that even in his unconsciousness he still put a little effort.

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supmofukka 0

wtf why would u wake him up to get busy??? if ur gonna do that then at least do it while hes watchin tv not sleeping. ydi for wakin him up....and for being selfish.

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danii_s2 0

she sat on him n he woke up... I'm sure she didn't shake him or anything. doesn't sound like it was an unpleasant awakening. my bf would love me to do something like that. infact, all guys iv spoken to about this all wud love it. OP, your a good girlfriend. but he's obviously not worth the effort. just enjoy your sleep next time. dream about a guy who's worth it :p

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damnwtfdude 0

Just because he's tired doesn't mean he's not worth the effort. I love it when my wife does this kinda thing - it's damn sexy. However, there are some days when she could probably ride me to a couple orgasms and I'd tell her the next morning about the wonderful dream I had. Yes, sometimes guys get dead tired too. I'm sure her boyfriend appreciated the thought, and quite possibly will be returning it soon. :)

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scenekid19 0

I'll do some naughty stuff with ya!!! :P haha jk

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omghehehe 0

Grabbing your ass and then sleeping = I'm so tired babe. I can't even talk, but I'll give you some action later. If he didn't want you at all, he would've pushed you off and rolled over :D

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Ninjaface 0

You're doing it wrong. You don't politely ask him what he'd rather do, you immediately start to dry hump him until he can't say no!

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LVgirl20 0

your skill of asking like that is retarded.in your mind you probably thought it sounded kinky but all he heard was "I'm giving you a opption to turn me down"...He probably grabbed your ass to return the favor of letting him off the hook...Don't be jealous but when I do that I at least give my bf the excitement of waking up to feeling me rub his dick or the warmth of my mouth and it ends up with him giving me mind blowing sex....can't teach ppl how to have game,your either born with it our not lol

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