By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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SupaJ0E_fml 0

I almost forgot about that experience with your mon

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T100 0

I wonder if it might have been your dad?!?!

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JOEGERNAUTT 1

Hahaha I like it

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Makadog 0

Thanks for the visual picture! Eeek!

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aileen15 15

lmfao I would've been like ew mom shutup wth is wrong with u tmi!!!

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metal8lover 11

one word: really?

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