By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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petraphotoDOTca 6

did you think you were born to Virgin Mary?

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baseline59 3

Cool story. Also, I think I might be your Dad.

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CookieMonster721 0

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa 1st off Ewwwwww 2nd of all why would you need to know that

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athlete1990 4

If he was a gentleman, he would have let her be on top. That way he was the one taking the risk of getting splinters.... ;)

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marxistbkly 3

OP's mom, "I used to get porked on the dock like you but the I took a splitter to the knee.". Nothing could have protected her from the splitter.

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FunSized88 10

Yikes..... I wouldn't want to hear that coming from anyone that's old

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djxerxes9000 18

sounds like your mum enjoyed a good bit of "dock" hahaha did you ask her if she was into 'docking' and any other sexual manoeuvres that have anything to do with docks and copping it in the ass

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mike3775 35

At least she didn't do like my mom did once. We were driving through Chicago and came to the part of the city she grew up in and where she met my dad, and said "that building right there, is where your sister was conceived in the back alley". Talk about TMI

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