By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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badactor009 0

Huh, I always wondered what happened to that girl on the dock with a splinter in her ass that I finished off in the car. Is she still giving BJs in the school parking lot?

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pattyps36 1

TMI-- There are some things you do not share with your kids! You're her daughter not a close friend.

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perdix 29

Hint: Get your own ******* car!!! Keep bumming rides from her, and she'll tell you in detail how your dad eats pussy. Get a used Corolla or you won't be able to afford all the therapy you'll need!

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xXtricksXx 0

Now y would your mom point this out to you. Is she trying to scar you? That sucks op

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