By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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Igor_g5 0

The kind of memories all good parents should share with their kids.

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Keliosan 6

Gotta love TMI moms...

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ghashlycrumbs 8

Your mom is my hero.

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RedPillSucks 31

Then you responded by telling her that your boyfriends nickname is splinter and he usually puts some wood in your ass. Remind her how much you have in common.

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wittygirl 8

Your prolly blind and will now need lots of therapy, you could go to therapy or hide in a bathroom.

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devinewind 4

Mom of the year. Also we did finish in my car.

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gothiccandy 9

Had my mom told me a story in which she and "some guy" were ******* in any way I'd pretty much be scared for life. Sorry OP, sucks to be you.

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