By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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rockerlove2013 6

Alrighty one of those things tht u didnt need to know gross srry OP

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Trembelwick 5

This just made my dad, LOL that's awesome. Sorry you had to hear that though :P

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MigraineurOfLife 15

O_O Wow! Now you will think of this episode every time you see a lake, go swimming, get a splinter, sit on a dock, get in a car, try to sleep, etc....

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Driveshaft 5

Damn! Epitome of TMI!!! Should've asked if she saved the splinter as a memento... FYL for having to get that visual though.

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jhart97 4

And they say chivalry is dead..he was nice enough to stop banging her, and finish in the car. What a gentlemen.

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Mustang128 0

Now that's a classy mom!

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FML_14u2c 14

Next time, walk to work (or have a friend pick you up.)

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