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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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By SetoAyumi - 15/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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Socially inept

By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to a grocery store and tried one of those free samples of a new type of cheese. When I went to throw the toothpick away, I dropped it in a large container of olive oil. Not realizing it was a “special” display, I casually tried to scoop out the toothpick with my hand... only to get shooed away by an employee. FML

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By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

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Magpie eyes

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 16:30

Today, I spent an hour making my favorite work lunches, then portioning them out so I could have them all week. I later came home to a pile of empty containers. My girlfriend said, "Sorry, I got the munchies. Also, can you please do the dishes?" FML

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Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Wednesday 28 September 2016 10:21

Why would you buy a box of cheese cubes when you don't even like most of it?

Sparx1_1 16

Wednesday 28 September 2016 10:27

Why couldn't you have just said "Sure. Leave me the cheddar ones and take as much of the others as you like."

Comments

ninabrown 6

Thursday 29 September 2016 0:31

i doubt three dollars can make you rich or poor

Blizz18 14

Thursday 29 September 2016 4:25

This fml is stupid... either be happy about possibly making a new friend or don't offer to share. You clearly didn't want to.

Leo73195 3

Thursday 29 September 2016 5:12

That happened to me when I was younger. I bought a bag of jolly ranchers just for the blue ones. My little brother's friend saw the candy and told me to share. Yes told me. He then took all the blue ones. Needless to say I was very annoyed.

Moerighan 23

Thursday 29 September 2016 7:04

I ******* love cheese, I'd have been so mad.

FarFromHome_fml 17

Thursday 29 September 2016 10:05

BUY A BLOCK OF CHEDDAR AND CUT IT INTO CUBES

Witchylady 17

Thursday 29 September 2016 10:13

Should have taken the bowl away

haws4507 3

Thursday 29 September 2016 16:40

that is why u should never share food

Mandybruin 15

Saturday 1 October 2016 15:29

No. Go buy your own. I don't share food.

jvanevery 19

Saturday 1 October 2016 20:08

that is extremely rude. is this person rude in other ways? I'm guessing this isn't the first time they've been rude and inappropriate

nm1545 9

Sunday 2 October 2016 4:48

OP here. I didn't post this on my account because I completely forgot to log in. Anywho, she had asked me to try some and I said yes thinking she wouldn't eat all of them. At the time I was talking to another coworker so I just brushed it off and when I looked over about 30 seconds later she had eaten all the cheddar ones.